Tonight's episode of Glee was amazing.
One word: Lean On Me. Okay, so that’s three words. Oh well.
Sue, will did a little research. Most of your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate. Why only last Friday at the football game they tried to spell out “Go Team” and they spelled out “To Game”… To Game.
This is a travesty of international proportions. You are jeopardizing my cheerio’s role as goodwill ambassadors and I have a call in to the President.
The following students have been selected for a special elite glee club known as “Sue’s Kids”.
So I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time.
… Drizzle! Yeah, because you know how awesome it is when it’s just drizzling outside but it’s not really raining so it smells like rain but it’s not really raining so you don’t need an umbrella.
I am going to create an environment that is so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to this young couple, and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow there for 100 years. You know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.
Crunk Club?
- Will: So, what do you guys want to do?
- Mercedes: Can we maybe do something a little more...black?
- Kurt: We do an awful lot of showtunes.
- Rachel: It's called Glee club...not "crunk club".
- Mercedes: Don't make me take you to the carpet.
